The most creative excuses managers wish to receive

“I’m late,” “My alarm didn’t ring,” “I forgot I was working”... “I went out last night, now I’m sick.” Every manager has heard these before. How many times have you received a text or WhatsApp message just minutes before a shift starts to announce someone won’t show up?

Here’s a selection of the most original excuses we’ve seen. And if you’re wondering how to quickly find a replacement without stress, we’ve got you covered too.

Health issues are among the most accepted by managers, but they’re also often the most dreaded. These messages can be too graphic, with too much unnecessary detail. Sometimes they even come with photos as proof. Here are some of the best:

“I was catfishing. My friend cast his line, and the hook went straight into my nose. It tore the skin and ended up above my eye. ER doctors removed it, but my nose is swollen, and my eyes are nearly shut.”
• “I’m sick and won’t be back for at least three days. I already know I won’t recover fast, so I’m sparing you daily updates.”
• “My wife said I needed a mental health day.”
• “I can’t come today. I accidentally poisoned myself with paraffin during my zen breathing exercise.”
• Creative family-related excuses

The actual reasons for lateness are often less colorful. According to a survey by Jobat, the most common causes are:

Traffic jams: 31%
• Bad weather: 11%
• Other reasons: public transport delays, pet issues, partner problems, or malfunctioning appliances.

Quickly find a replacement

If someone can’t make it at the last minute, simply send an emergency replacement request to your available staff. First come, first served. No more hassle.

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